#Matthias getting hyped up by Lambert

[xxwitchywhisperxx]

Matthias' first wife who he apparently loved very much was from the empire… what if she was a student at Garreg Mach and a member of the Black Eagles House at the same time as Rodrigue, Lambert and Matthias aka the Faerghus three?

Lambert and Rodrigue being wingmen and encouraging their friend to go talk to his crush- Matthias is tall awkward and shy???

[egittae]

“They forced me to dress up as a clown and get shot out of a cannon Matthias, this is nothing to me.”

Was what he had been trying to tell himself in a feeble attempt to perform that typical move- if a lie is told a hundred times, it eventually becomes reality. Except the reality was so very dire and would not be rewritten by the desperate hopes of a man, once dressed as a clown, now dressed in full maid gear. Not butler, maid. Complete with the lacy headpiece. And yet his feeble attempt was too the efforts of a man trying to hype up his companion, who has found himself in the very same predicament.

Lambert didn’t even get notice of what had been taking place on the surface. None of this reached the Abyss, or at least it hadn’t reached him until in one of his many walks around the surface, he was quickly ushered into this new cafe and asked to help with a current issue regarding understaffing.

Maybe he should have looked around when he got into the room, which would have quickly revealed to him the full sight of a girl dressed as a maid (a girl who most definitely was not a maid) serving food to another on a table and therefore given him a hint of what was to come. This was his punishment for being oblivious.

Oh, the whimsy. Or at least he needed to convince himself of that and pray to every single deity willing to listen that none of his students and Valter wouldn’t see him like this. That man already saw him flying the banner of the pierrots, a maid would be even more ammunition. 

“...though…I do wish to know, what could have possibly convinced the Wall of Ice to don a maid’s dress for a café, hm?” One didn’t need to know Lambert from birth to catch on the raw tone of little shit smirk in his voice. “C. u. t. e.”

Perhaps only Matthias would be able to look at the abyssinian professor and see the phantom of a young, feisty prince he once had for a classmate.

In a maid dress, of course. Both of them.

“Matthias I do not know how to make a frappethingy, help me.” Frappuccino. “Frappuccino.”

It wasn’t a good start.

a little confused but they got the spirit

closed starter for @cielenruine (+any skill)